Haley Blais – Coolest Fcking Btch In Town
For years now Haley Blais has organically grown an online community and reputation for her witty commentary and self-deprecating, self-loving balladry sung out in operatic crescendos.
Haley expertly puts into song so much of what humans are feeling, turning out song after song of unforgettable and defiant scream-into-your-pillow bedroom anthems. Today she’s shared her new single and video “Coolest fcking btch in town” just ahead of embarking on her full North American tour with Peach Pit this weekend.
Of the single, Haley comments, “I’ve never been the ‘coolest fcking btch in town’ but I’ve told myself I was. It’s this pathetically triumphant paradox, no one can really crown themselves the coolest. But at the times you’re the most pitifully lonely you have these flashes of being the most pitifully cocky, where you have to hide your pain from yourself by rocking out, looking yourself in the eye and convincing yourself you’re a high roller, you’re the homecoming queen, you’re the coolest btch alive. What a sad prize! But you can make it feel like a prize if you lie hard enough. People are scared of being uncool… it’s a very honest naked moment. I once heard “the only true currency there is in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone else when you’re uncool.” I wanted to make a song that was a big victorious lie. This song’s about that last death rattle right before that honest moment, one last gasp of air, one last push to be the coolest fcking b*tch in town before it all falls apart.”
Haley Blais Live Dates:
March 12, 2022 Sat Seattle, WA The Showbox – SOLD OUT
March 14, 2022 Mon San Francisco, CA The Fillmore – SOLD OUT
March 15, 2022 Tue San Francisco, CA The Fillmore
March 17, 2022 Thu Los Angeles, CA The Fonda Theatre – SOLD OUT
March 18, 2022 Fri Los Angeles, CA The Fonda Theatre – SOLD OUT
March 19, 2022 Sat San Diego, CA The Observatory North Park – SOLD OUT
March 20, 2022 Sun Phoenix, AZ The Van Buren – SOLD OUT
March 23, 2022 Wed Austin, TX Scoot Inn – SOLD OUT
March 24, 2022 Thu Houston, TX House of Blues Houston
March 25, 2022 Fri Dallas, TX House Of Blues Dallas – SOLD OUT
March 27, 2022 Sun Atlanta, GA Variety Playhouse – SOLD OUT
March 28, 2022 Mon Nashville, TN Brooklyn Bowl – Nashville – SOLD OUT
March 29, 2022 Tue Knoxville, TN The Orange Peel – SOLD OUT
March 31, 2022 Thu Philadelphia, PA Theatre of Living Arts – SOLD OUT
April 1, 2022 Fri Boston, MA Big Night Live – SOLD OUT
April 2, 2022 Sat Washington, DC 9:30 Club – SOLD OUT
April 4, 2022 Mon Brooklyn, NY Brooklyn Steel – SOLD OUT
April 5, 2022 Tue Montreal, QC Club Soda 975
April 7, 2022 Thu Ottawa, ON The Bronson Centre – SOLD OUT
April 8, 2022 Fri Toronto, ON HISTORY – SOLD OUT
April 9, 2022 Sat Buffalo, NY Town Ballroom – SOLD OUT
April 11, 2022 Mon Detroit, MI Majestic Theatre – SOLD OUT
April 12, 2022 Tue Chicago, IL House of Blues – SOLD OUT
April 13, 2022 Wed Minneapolis, MI Varsity Theater – SOLD OUT
April 14, 2022 Thu Winnipeg, MB Burton Cummings Theatre
April 16, 2022 Sat Saskatoon, SK Coors Event Centre
April 18, 2022 Mon Edmonton, AB Midway
April 19, 2022 Tue Edmonton, AB Midway
April 20, 2022 Wed Calgary, AB University of Calgary
April 22, 2022 Fri Victoria, BC Capital Ballroom – SOLD OUT
April 24, 2022 Sun Vancouver, BC Commodore Ballroom (EARLY SHOW) – SOLD OUT
April 24, 2022 Sun Vancouver, BC Commodore Ballroom (LATE SHOW)
April 25, 2022 Mon Vancouver, BC Commodore Ballroom
April 26, 2022 Tue Portland, OR Wonder Ballroom – SOLD OUT
All dates supporting Peach Pit
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